When the Person Doesn't Respond on Myspace....

Often times, people are encouraged to send messages to those that they are infatuated with. With Social Networking sites like Myspace, Meebo, and Facebook, it's hard to resist.

Once the initial phase of initiation (Friend request,friend accept) is over, and you can breath again, you tell yourself not to "rush things"...Don't send a message, see if they maybe give you a picture comment with your new and improved sleezy default picture. If that doesn't work, you might send him one, of course after posting an array of "Comment my new pics" bulletins, or something equally as tacky. Or a message. And this is when things go horribly awry.

This is the worst mistake you can make in a case like this. Do not do it.
I've just done it and I feel queezy because he hasn't responded in 5 minutes....Shall we go through the excuses:

• He's just busy...Talking to his girlfriend...The man has a right to do that...
  
• He's still logged on eh?Well. Myspace is funny like that sometimes.He could have been logged off minutes ago.Barely escaping my grasp.
  
• You are stupid for sending his rageddy ass a message...Didn't you learn the first time?
  

That aside, you are stupid if you send him a message, because, trust me, men
know when you are on their friend's list. Especially when you post annoyingly sleezy bulletins all the time. You're too available.Get a damned life. Jesus...
What was I thinking ya'll? What was I thinking?!
It was that last article that messed me up. I refuse to look at my sent mail section. I'm not on any anti-depressants right now so I shouldn't...
It certainly didn't hurt that the message was entitled "How the hell..."
I figured that you can't go wrong with honesty, and I was honestly wondering how he knew that I was going to throw that orange at him....So maybe he's still a little angry about that. Yikes...Forgiveness...Even if, even if you never did even think about me...At all.